Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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