whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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