I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
She even gives head with a lisp.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
