She announced her abortion via fbk
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
