Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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