i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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