girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
