gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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