in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
My liver just had a heart attack.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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