So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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