We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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