Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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