i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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