So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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