Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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