Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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