i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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