At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
We are two peas in an std pod
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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