Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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