They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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