At least make sure they are 18
Why
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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