This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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