Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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