I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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