i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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