morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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