Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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