Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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