that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
