This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
please don't ironically join a cult
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