We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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