How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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