Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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