Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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