So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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