He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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