Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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