If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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