i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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