How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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