I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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