his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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