I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize