what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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