Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize