do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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