I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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