he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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