I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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