We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Of course I have a pirate flag
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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