i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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