how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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