This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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