I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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