Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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