we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
No subtext here. People are naked.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Randomize
