talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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