How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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