I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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