In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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