How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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