we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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