but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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