i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She's the barista slut.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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